Freida Pinto

You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger

Neuroses! Woody Allen! Philosophy! Self Doubt! Affairs!  Woody Allen!

I'm thinking that should be the tag line for every future Woody Allen movie. Quite a cast but it still seems like the same movie he's made twenty times already. Also quite possibly the most annoying voice-over I can remember.

Synopsis: 
After Alfie leaves his wife Helena to pursue his lost youth and a free-spirited call girl named Charmaine, Helena abandons rationality and surrenders her life to the loopy advice of a charlatan fortune teller. happy in her marriage, Sally develops a crush on her handsome art gallery owner boss, Greg, while Roy, a novelist nervously awaiting the response to his latest manuscript, becomes moonstruck over Dia, a mystery woman who catches his gaze through a nearby window. Despite these characters' attempts to dodge their problems with pipe dreams and impracticable plans, their efforts lead only to heartache, irrationality, and perilous hot water.