Outside Lands just announced their food lineup and then I got all hungry because I saw they added a grilled cheese place. If that wasn't enough I started catching up on what's been happening on the interwebs by checking out The Daily What and stumbled upon this absolutely mouth-watering doozy of a supercut: Greatest Movie Sandwiches. Having heard an amazing concept like that your mind must clearly be racing to Clark Griswold's urine sandwich dance, and I can happily confirm its inclusion, as well as the famous sandwich that my new death metal band is named after: Busey's Meatballs.
With little more than a sentence stating the news, Variety may have made one of the biggest announcements of this young millenia.
Gary Busey has joined the cast of The Weinstein Company's ''Piranha 3DD.''
Pic, currently in production in Wilmington, NC, bows Nov. 23.
Obviously nobody wanted to wast time with extraneous details as all that really matters is covered in the sentence. It's safe to assume the Variety staff was having a celebratory party at the time as well because really this is probably the best thing they've printed in years, at least since the announcement of Teach: Tony Danza. Let's hope this works out a bit better than that.
A couple suggestions for possible Busey roles as I'm yet to find any info online. Bullet points obviously, the Buse don't rock it any other way.
- Himself, duh.
- Former stunt boat driver that saves the day by jumping a boat pulling the super piranha into a fiery explosion. Clearly this should be a trick jump with super flair.
- Legendary baseball manager in town during a short Spring Training break that needs to motivate the group by giving lots and lots of inspirational speeches.
- Member of the Hell's Angels that doesn't know how to swim.
- Paparazzi trying to photograph Tony Danza who has taken out a private boat with tons of strippers against the Sheriff's wishes.
- Blind fisherman.
- Drunk fisherman.
- Angry fisherman.
I really think Gary Busey is a versatile actor, especially when playing a fisherman. He just has that look.
Holy awesomeness Batman. Here's the legendary Gary Busey in a set of Vitaminwater ads based around fantasy football co-starring Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson. The destined to go viral ads see the ridiculously unpredictable actor play Norman Tugwater: Fantasy Football Lawyer and act pretty much exactly like you want Gary Busey to act. Clearly his greatness rubbed off on AP as he holds his own with his workhorse growl and basically for not crying in fear while Busey was on the loose. Move that man up your draft boards. [via filmdrunk]
This is how Gary Busey crosses the border. What did you expect, a camel? And below are some clips from the movie Bulletproof put together by the Everything Is Terrible bunch. I'm pretty sure I just need to get their feed to update posts here because all of their videos are pure gold. Butthorns, the whole mess of ya.
This video is amazing for a million reasons. The least of which are Gary Busey being in the video, Nelson getting a primo spot in the video/song, Fred Savage thinking he's going to bed with Alyssa Milano, and of course The Fresh Prince getting fresh with some really hardcore beats. I swear these musical combo videos are the best things in the world. I think Obama should start a government organization that produces a yearly charity celebrity sing-a-long. At the very least it will end the recession.
Most importantly make sure to watch the entire video because I am pretty sure the last guy is Jeff Kent, granted I was unaware he had any formal military training. In summary if Jeff Kent was a female he would have makeup running down his face, your argument is invalid.