My favorite part of this besides the general awesomeness is that Gary's first claim is that he doesn't have a volatile relationship with anybody, and then he proceeds to get into what some might consider a volatile relationship with the person next to him 30 seconds later. To be fair to Gary though, that lady badgering him is what one would consider unenjoyable, and little people are scared of badgers, as they should be. She also certainly knows how to push Gary's buttons, granted he seems to be made of 98% buttons.
Then he starts talking about different ways she could die and how he wouldn't care. He does this more than once, and also plays the I'm smaller than her card. I don't think Mr. Coleman should represent himself in court.
Luckily I figured out the the best anger management Gary could get, he would be sent on a month long surfing trip with Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. He'd come back way groovy bros. Way chill. [via funnycrave]