Certain holidays are for the dogs, especially when you learn that Boxer Day doesn't celebrate Mike Tyson and Flag Day has nothing to do with a nationwide capture the flag tournament. Fortunately there are lots of good holidays too, like the 4th of July and Talk Like A Pirate Day. Well you might not be aware but today is actually one of those amazing holidays. It's time to put on some aviators and set the Kenny Loggins to full blast, Happy Top Gun Day!
The official website of this powerful holiday answers the how to participate question.
- On May 13th update your social network profile picture / avatar to be anything Top Gun related. Use an image from our photo gallery or get creative and make your own. If you do make your own we’d love it if you could share it with us. If it’s good we’ll post it to our user gallery so other people can use it.
- Use as many Top Gun lines throughout the day as possible. For example, say your friend Jim asks you what you’re doing on Friday night, you should respond: “Hey Jim, you stink”.
- Wear aviator sunglasses. Cheap or expensive. Inside or out. Just don’t “Scratch one”!
- Grab your Top Gun Day T-Shirt and “CALL THE BALL!”
- Go to a bar…wearing a flight suit or aviator wings and order a glass of Hemlock.
- Call your friends and tell them, “I’m going to Top Gun!” and then hangup.
- Buy some rubber dog shit.
- Don’t wear deodorant and only respond to the name, Slider.
- Join us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!
Use your imagination, there is NO wrong way to participate. If Slider can do it, so can you.
No idea how they don't mention Loggins or the ridiculously amazing soundtrack but that is clearly mandatory listening on Top Gun Day. Did I mention how much I love Kenny Loggins? That's right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flying, Kenny, but I can't say that in here. I was afraid that everyone on the interwebs would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.
*cue Take My Breath Away * [via film school rejects]