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Spiderman Danza Loves Mozzarella & Tomato Kabobs

Submitted by phletch on Thu, 2010-03-11 13:45
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Awesome Stuff: Legend Of Zelda Harmonica

Submitted by phletch on Wed, 2010-03-10 15:02
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These are awesome and the following joke wrote itself so I will just copy and paste.

Do you remember the old days when your NES wasn't working and you had to blow into the cartridge like it was a harmonica? Well now you can blow into a real harmonica built into a classic NES cartridge!

This harmonica was constructed by using a Hohner Pocket Pal harmonica and building it into a Legend of Zelda cartridge. As you can see in the picture, this appears to be a standard NES cartridge at first glance. Fool your friends by blowing into it and see the look on their faces when they realize it is a harmonica!!

Also included is the part of the game cartridge I removed and also an instruction sheet for playing your harmonica. Ships free anywhere in the U.S. Check out my other auctions, I also have a Super Mario 3 harmonica and a Dick Tracy harmonica.

That's what she said.  Bam! 

These things are actually for sale over at Ebay but consider the following question and answer your warning.

Q: Hi, what key is this harmonica tuned to?

A: I believe it is in the key of C. I used a Hohner Pocket Pal for the harmonica part which is in the key of C. Whether or not it is in perfect tune, I cannot say, I am not much of a musician.

[via the daily what]

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How To Wednesdays: It's Levitation Holmes

Submitted by phletch on Wed, 2010-03-10 12:36
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The Everything Is Terrible gang is at it again with this glorious instructional video about levitation.  If you have ever wanted to really impress some people with some far out shit this is your chance.  Or you could just smoke a bunch of grass and write a poem detailing your love for the cosmos.  I'd probably stick with learning to levitate though, chicks dig it. 

Candy Kabobs And Danza In A Cape

Submitted by phletch on Wed, 2010-03-10 11:55
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Some Stupid Politician In New York Wants To Ban Salt

Submitted by phletch on Wed, 2010-03-10 09:49
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So this is really happening, some douche nozzle pretending to care about his constituents is trying to ban salt in all New York restaurants.  It's so ridiculous I must offer proof in the form of the official lawyerspeak.

PROHIBITION ON SALT; RESTAURANTS. 1. NO OWNER OR OPERATOR 4 OF A RESTAURANT IN THIS STATE SHALL USE SALT IN ANY FORM IN THE PREPARATION OF ANY FOOD FOR CONSUMPTION BY CUSTOMERS OF SUCH RESTAURANT, INCLUDING FOOD PREPARED TO BE CONSUMED ON THE PREMISES OF SUCH RESTAURANT OR OFF OF SUCH PREMISES.  [via]

Unreal.  No salt in preparation, no salt on the counter, no salt to go.  I'm pretty sure someone is trying to force us to unfat.  My bowl of Crunch Berries and my cozy couch take offense Mr Politician Man. If the consumption of salt at a restaurant was a rap war, West Coast would totally be winning.

In Mr Politician Man's defense, maybe he just wants to save everyone the bad luck you get from spilling salt.   [via the awl]

Nectarine Mozzarella Kabob

Submitted by phletch on Tue, 2010-03-09 14:05
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Tribute Tuesdays: William Zabka

Submitted by phletch on Tue, 2010-03-09 13:26
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If you like watching individuals perform at the highest level in any given profession, you surely appreciate the work of the subject of this week's Tribute Tuesday, a Mr William Zabka.  Blessed with the good looks of a teddy bear and the machismo of the mythical Rico Suave, Zabka stole every scene he was in, which wasn't really that crazy considering he was the all time coolest high school dude ever.  Luckily youtuber bapettit made this fine piece of art above titled The William Zabka Trilogy so we can all relive the glory that is Zabka.

And holy smurf weed Daniel-son.  I just checked the IMDB page and apparently Zabka is in Hot Tub Time Machine playing a guy named Rick!  If he is the bad guy in the movie paying homage to his former dominance I may just start crying.  Truth be told I already am because of the Elton John section of The William Zabka Trilogy.

Best Buy Gonna Show You Some Fun In Rap Form

Submitted by phletch on Tue, 2010-03-09 08:54
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Um, wow.  So what we have here is a rap that was made for Best Buy.  All the relevant topics are touched, appliances on Monday, new release Tuesday, how to be a good salesmen.  My hope is that Best Buy simply shows this to all new employees and then the rest just takes care of itself.

How awesomely nerdy out of place is the white guy in the yellow shirt.  He's trying to be as hip as he can it's just not his specialty.  I love it.   

Also, Best Buy is a drug come and get your hit.  Awesome.  [via gawker]

Jailbreak Danza Feels Like Dancing

Submitted by phletch on Mon, 2010-03-08 15:17
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Kids Incorporated Mondays: The Heat Is On

Submitted by phletch on Mon, 2010-03-08 13:27
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This video really has everything you are looking for in a Kids Incorporated Monday.  Awkwardly matched song and theme, in this case The Heat Is On and working out.  Group dancing which of course naturally happens regardless of the situation or locale.  Inspired lip singing, terrible fashion, and of course the voices of angels.  Enjoy Ryan Lambert and the rest of the gang taking on the Glenn Frey hit as only they can.

Unfortunately at this time I can neither confirm nor deny whether or not the heat is in fact on.

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