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Al Bundy Getting His Groove On

I'm sure the title of the post said it all but that doesn't make it any less awesome.  There's just something about picking out a pair of new glasses that really makes you want to shake your figurative bon bon.  Repeated viewings are of course recommended.    [via gawker]

Awesome Image: Jesus Backwards Sounds Like Sausage

True dat.  [via the daily what]

Leprechauns Are Real, They Live In Alabama

The picture above is without a doubt my favorite all-time amateur sketch.  Even better than the time I drew Stacy Lambert's boobs on my Spanish notebook in sixth grade.  Apparently there is a leprechaun on the loose near Mobile, Alabama.  As you will see from the video the townspeople have a lot of different opinions and plans regarding the leprechaun.  Some people are going to chase it out of town with a special leprechaun flute that has been handed down through generations, while others plan on uprooting the tree the leprechaun is living in so he can get his pot of gold. 

Of course someone also thinks it might just be a crackhead that got some crack that told him to pretend he was a leprechaun, but I'm pretty sure she's crazy.  Everyone knows you can't get that kind of crack anywhere but Ireland.   Who else seen the leprechaun say Yeeeaaaahhhh!   [via the duty]

Aziz Ansari Announces Dangerously Delicious Tour

Super funny funnyman Aziz Ansari, who you may know as Raaaaaaaandy or as Tom Haverford on the show Parks and Recreation, is heading out on a tour he has labled the Dangerously Delicious Tour.  Pretty solid name for a tour and/or a hooker.  According to his twitter this will be all new material and nothing that is featured on the hilarious Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening special.  The Dangerously Delicious Tour begins June 10th in South Carolina right before Ansari's stop at Bonnaroo, and ends nearby September 18th in Atlanta after covering much of the country.  

Tickets for most shows on the tour go on sale today or are already on sale through a fan presale over at Aziz is Bored.  Dates are listed below.

  • June 10 Charleston, SC Charleston Music Hall 
  • June 12 Manchester, TN Bonnaroo
  • June 13 Manchester, TN Bonnaroo
  • June 17 Chicago, IL Vic Theatre
  • June 18 Milwaukee, WI Pabst Theatre
  • June 19 Minneapolis, MN State Theatre
  • June 23 Portland, OR Aladdin Theatre
  • June 25 Seattle, WA Moore Theatre
  • June 26 Vancouver, BC Vogue Theatre
  • July 09 Toronto, ON Winter Garden Theatre
  • July 15 Montreal, QUE Metropolis
  • July 16 Philadelphia, PA Tower Theatre
  • July 17 Boston, MA Wilbur Theatre
  • July 24 San Diego, CA HOB (early show)
  • July 24 San Diego, CA HOB (late show)
  • July 30 Houston, TX House of Blues
  • July 31 Austin, TX Paramount Theatre
  • August 19 San Francisco, CA Filmore
  • August 20 San Francisco, CA Filmore
  • August 21 San Francisco, CA Filmore
  • Sept 16 New York, NY Town Hall
  • Sept 17 Washington, DC Warner Theatre
  • Sept 18 Atlanta, GA Tabernacle

Galifianakis' Between Two Ferns With Ben Stiller Is Here

Look kids, it's not a teaser.  Finally we have the full "episode" of the brilliant Zach Galifianakis talk show Between Two Ferns.  This week's guest is none other than Duplex star Ben Stiller.  Gotta love that joke, and it's not mine so it is fine for me to compliment.  Why this show isn't on actual television I will never know.  I also like how Zach is breaking ground by having his guest's clips only run the audio.  Really makes you focus on what's happening.  Is that a car door?

Bacon Wrapped Filet Mignon Kabobs

Ahoy Matey! That Thar Be A Car Kabob

Kids Incorporated Mondays: Misunderstanding

In honor of my favorite four member band rocking some Genesis tonight, let's see how the Kids Incorporated gang handles some of the legendary group's material.  Here's a hint, terribly.  We've got the guys doing their version of Misunderstanding, and I am pretty sure the misunderstanding in question may be about the tempo.  

Happy Monday everybody.

Danza And His Eyeball Kabobs

In Defense Of Furries

I can't do this video justice with a witty description, so I'm going to give you the official hate filled youtube description.

I see a lot of you are still rascist agianst Furries. i will have to leave this video up in hope that someone lerns from your mistakes. You are the ones going to HELL for your bigitry.
THIS IS WHAT A FURRY REALY IS

UPDATE:
Your all just proven my point with your angry responses. Your racisct and ignorent A-holes who cant juyst let a peace loving comunity enjoy there live and have equality wih all other races of people. you make me sick  [via youtube]

The thing that amazes me the most about this video is that the kid's dad is just sitting there listening to all this like it's no big deal.  Although to be fair the kid doesn't implicitly state that the individual lounging behind him listening to him wax poetic about all things furries is in fact his dad, so maybe it's just a furry friend. 

One other thing I love is the unbelievably terrible glare on the top half of the video.  If you're going to make a video to put on youtube wherein you explain the wild misconceptions that many people have about furries, I would think that part of your plan would be to make sure that the video was clearly viewable.  But then again if you are into furries I would imagine the best things are always hidden.  Sort of like how a donkey's penis is really big but you can't even see it until you get him excited.  Not that I know from experience or anything, but that's what the internet says.   [via buzzfeed]

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