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Do people realize Pirates are back?

...and I'm not talking about the movie franchise. I guess this is more of an editorial than anything else, but how awesome is it that real life pirates are again ruling the high seas?! It's tough to picture Somalian's with big beards, eating old bread, swilling rum from a bottle, and wearing eye patches, but that is totally the way I am envisioning them in my head. Swords, flags on the mast, the whole bit. In today's economy a pirates gotta do what a pirates gotta do. I've been reading stories about this stuff for weeks, and never really realized the magnitude of what was going on until now. Some of these groups are getting millions in ransom money. Are we far away from pirates trolling seas throughout the world, ninjas hiding in the shadows on land, and asstrich's patrolling the friendly skies (those things can fly right?)? I don't know, but it'd be pretty cool, wouldn't it? Anyway, here's a snippet of some of the results of these pirates activities, from SFGate.

Piracy has become rampant off the Somali coast, and recently pirates have begun targeting cruise liners as well as commercial vessels. On Nov. 30, pirates fired upon the M/S Nautica — a cruise liner carrying 650 passengers and 400 crew — but the massive ship outran its assailants. Other ships have not been so lucky.

Pirates have attacked 32 vessels and hijacked 12 of them since NATO deployed a four-vessel flotilla in the region Oct. 24 to escort cargo ships and conduct anti-piracy patrols. Ships still being held for huge ransoms include a Saudi oil tanker carrying $100 million in crude and a Ukrainian ship loaded with tanks and heavy weapons.

Hapag-Lloyd decided on the detour for its passengers after the German government denied the company's request for a security escort through the gulf, company spokesman Rainer Mueller said.

"We won't travel through the Gulf of Aden with passengers" as long as the German Foreign Ministry's travel warning is in effect, Mueller said.

Another German cruise ship operator, Stuttgart-based Hansa Touristik, canceled a trip that would have brought the M/S Arion through the Gulf on Dec. 27, company spokeswoman Birgit Kelern said.

Prop 8 the Musical

Lots of stars in this video. Always funny making fun of blatant hate. Good times. One of my favorites about this video are the listed credits on the Funny or Die site. "Conceived and Written (six weeks later than he shoulda) by-Marc Shaiman Directed and Staged by: Adam Shankman", that's kind of how I felt about the whole Sarah Palin pinata debacle. Oh well, time is fleeting.

It's worth checking out at the very least for Jack Black as Jesus or Neil Patrick Harris' thoughts on how to save the economy.

2nd Date Now Poses Problems For Many

A lot of men and women would say the 1st date is the most difficult. In the past that was true. But I think in the year 2008 that is no longer the case. 25 years ago, if i had to go pick up a nice lady and meet her parents, sit next to her during the movie without saying anything, get a milkshake and then drop her off by 10 pm with her parents' light in the bedroom still being on, then sure, i'll say that' the real tough date. Sober. No fun. Very short. That's a rough stage for anyone to open up their mind and/or their short pants.

But these days, most parents aren't even still married, the ladies move out by 18, you go to a bar instead of the movies, and you both get wasted on e-bombers and soco. Ok, so that's not always the case. In fact, that's not even the real reason 1st dates are easier today. But they are.

We now live in an age of "happy hours", "get togethers", "e-vites", "my space gatherings, "work things" & "single parties". You can now have your first date with 40 people there and you don't have to play a single card. Granted, i never participate in those gatherings, but i still feel more comfortable thinking about those things than i do thinking about taking a lady to see "Grease" and being sober all night. But the smoke & mirrors routine stops with the 2nd date either way.

The 2nd date is now all business. Sex may even be required. Not sure though, your asking the wrong guy. But i do know this, if you ask the "e-vite" girl or the "work get together" girl to a solo dinner after the 1st "group" date, you are now officially back to the same pressure cooker that used to be associated with the ol' school 1st date.

Kids are growing up so fast these days. And so are the ladies. But that won't hurt you on the 1st date anymore. They don't have to tell you anything worth knowing while your with your 10 co-workers at the bar down the street from work. The worst part about that is, usually on the 1st date you have your guard up. But naturally on your 2nd date you think you are even closer to the promise land. Now days though, the ladies don't shoot you down until the 2nd date. Which is not cool because your obsession time has now doubled, your pseudo confidence has been escalating since the 1st date, and you are even more vulnerable and stupid on the 2nd date as you would have been getting denied the usual 1st date. Yes, that spells trouble for many. If you can think about all the elaborate and stupid things men do for women, think about how much more stupid they get on the 2nd date. That's where you borderline have guys setting up rose petal walkways and airplane "i love you" signs before the lady has even considered having sex with you. ouch.

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