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Awesome Graph: Big Lebowski Alignment Chart

Whoever made this is undoubtedly my soul mate.  Now if I could just figure out where to meet them

Also Jackie Treehorn is a great artist.  [via buzzfeed]

DeNiro To Play Vince Lombardi, Possible Midnight Run Sequel

Looks like ESPN is really giving it a go with this whole ESPN Films thing.  The latest news is the hiring of Robert DeNiro to play Vince Lombardi in the creatively titled Lombardi.

The film will focus on the years that Lombardi rebuilt the Packers into a gridiron powerhouse, and five-time champions, between 1959-67. The producers plan to release the film in late January 2012, between the AFC and NFC conference championship games and the Super Bowl.

De Niro and Jane Rosenthal’s Tribeca Prods. is producing along with ESPN Films, Andell, the NFL and Chris Olsen.

“There are few actors who could accurately portray the fire, passion and grit of Lombardi, and we’re thrilled to have Robert De Niro on our team,” said NFL vp programming Charles Coplin. “With the addition of De Niro, Eric and Tribeca Prods., we have a deep bench to produce a film worthy of the legendary coach and American icon.”   [via risky business]

The script is being written by Eric Roth who has already dabbled in the biographical sports movie section with the Oscar nominated Ali.  Definitely a bit skeptical of this as DeNiro hasn't done good work in years and the ESPN Films banner is still relatively unproven when trying to play with the big boys.  Should be interesting to see who they get to direct the project with Roth and DeNiro officially on board, we'll keep you updated.

In other DeNiro reliving the past news comes the following tidbit from Deadline, apparently they are going to make a sequel to the awesome Midnight Run.  Unfortunately the sequel will be without the unbelievably curmudgeonly fantastic Charles Grodin who retired from acting years ago to be a professional brodcast journalist.  I guess that's the kind of thing you have to deal with when you try and make a sequel more than 20 years later.  No word yet on the plot but Role Models writer Tim Dowling has been hired to pen the script.

Tron Legacy

Release Date: 
Dec 17 2010
Director: 
Joseph Kosinski
Cast: 
Jeff Bridges
Cast: 
Michael Sheen
Cast: 
Olivia Wilde
Cast: 
Garrett Hedlund
Synopsis: 
Sam Flynn, the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn, looks into his father's disappearance and finds himself pulled into the same world of fierce programs and gladiatorial games where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin's loyal confidant, father and son embark on a life-and-death journey across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.

I wasn't too uber geeked about Tron Legacy but the trailer looks pretty sharp and Olivia Wilde is always fun to look at, especially when wearing futuristic tight stuff.  The movie will be released in 3D IMAX, and the trailer is actually appearing in 3D before the Alice In Wonderland showings. 

Awesome Graph: Movie Quotes

While my favorite of the movies happens to be Sunset Boulevard, the winner of the awesome movie quote graph contest would have to be Terry Malloy's self analysis.   [via flowing data]

Iron Man 2

Release Date: 
May 7 2010
Director: 
Jon Favreau
Cast: 
Robert Downey Jr
Cast: 
Mickey Rourke
Cast: 
Scarlett Johansson
Cast: 
Don Cheadle
Cast: 
Sam Rockwell
Synopsis: 
Paramount Pictures and Marvel Entertainment present the highly anticipated sequel to the blockbuster film based on the legendary Marvel Super Hero “Iron Man”, reuniting director Jon Favreau and Oscar nominee Robert Downey Jr. In “Iron Man 2”, the world is aware that billionaire inventor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is the armored Super Hero Iron Man. Under pressure from the government, the press and the public to share his technology with the military, Tony is unwilling to divulge the secrets behind the Iron Man armor because he fears the information will slip into the wrong hands. With Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), and James “Rhodey” Rhodes (Don Cheadle) at his side, Tony forges new alliances and confronts powerful new forces.

My mind has a habit of comparing Jon Favreau movies to Kevin Smith movies.  In a lot of ways Clerks and Swingers have quite a bit in common for breakout movies.  Witty banter, no stars, quotable.  Then Favreau tried to really be a director and make movies that look really slick and professional while Smith sort of stuck to the witty banter routine.  I guess what I'm trying to say is that Iron Man 2 looks pretty badass.  Although Sam Rockwell usually does that to a movie.

New Police Academy Will Not Have Numeral Next To It

So they are going to remake Police Academy.   You should be used to this sort of crap by now, but at least find solace in the fact that there is no writer or director on the project, just the producer of the originals Paul Maslansky.  No word yet on how desperate Maslansky is for money.

New Line is looking for recruits for a relaunched "Police Academy" movie. Original producer Paul Maslansky is back for the new iteration, which has no writer or director attached.

"It's going to be very worthwhile to the people who remember it and to those who saw it on TV," Maslansky said. "It's going to be a new class. We hope to discover new talent and season it with great comedians. It'll be anything but another movie with a numeral next to it. And we'll most probably retain the wonderful musical theme."

Hollywood sure has a fancy way of saying remake now.  Hard to be too hopeful at this point, but we'll keep you updated.  My guess is on Kevin James getting involved.  *fart sound*  [via thr]

Deadly Prey Is The Most Hardcore Movie Ever

Here we have a collection of awesome so intense you just might have to put your Depends on.  The Everything Is Terrible crew have offered up another joyous look into an often overlooked classic, this time the 1987 action orgasm that is Deadly Prey.  

As if the video clip collection above hasn't already gotten you all sorts of hot and bothered how about this ringing endorsement from the IMDB page.

Gold. Pure gold., 21 December 2002 
10/10

Author: Browncoat137 from Gold Coast, Australia

I love this movie to the point that I found an e-mail address for Ted Prior's ex-wife and wrote to her. It thrills me to know that she passed on the regards of Ted's legion of Gold Coast fans to him.

Please, if anyone is reading this and considering watching 'Deadly Prey', drop everything, quit your job, divorce your wife, rent it out and enjoy what is arguably the finest motion picture ever committed to celluloid.

 

Luckily for me I'm not holding anything, I'm unemployed and have never been married.  Then I find out it's not on Netflix.  Double rat farts.  

Also, best "stop hitting yourself" segment ever?

Neil Patrick Harris Cast As Human In Smurfs Movie

Mike Fleming over at Deadline Hollywood is reporting something that flirts with awesome but lives across the tracks.  The fact that they are making Smurfs: The Movie holds down the non-awesome segment while the recent hiring of a Mr Neil Patrick Harris as the lead live action character gets the awesome nod.  As it seems to be the case with most horrible movie adaptations of old cartoons, all the Smurfs will be of the CGI variety. 

Normally I'd try and find a way to get excited about this and I already have my angle.  The report by Fleming has very little details, so let's hope and pray that Harris has been hired to be a live action normal sized human Gargamel that hates smurfs.  I'm pretty sure he is an admitted magician anyway, which isn't really all that different than a wizard when you get down to it.  That's what she said. 

And then you find out Raja Gosnell is directing and check out his IMDB page and question the sanity of Hollywood.  His resume as a director is anything but flattering.

Um wow.  That is a lot of stink coming from one direction.  Stinson for Gargamel please, I don't know if I can handle it otherwise.  Seriously, check out this resume.

All Of The Hitchcock Cameos In Royvanderzwaan's Collection

For anyone that has not seen any of Alfred Hitchcock's movies you should fix that and in doing so will learn that he often includes a cameo for himself in every film.  Here are almost all of the cameos that Hitchcock did in his movies.  Unfortunately we are missing seven films worth because cheapo extraordinaire youtuber royvanderzwaan only included the movies from his own personal collection and didn't feel like buying the rest.   And to think, I just wasted nearly four minutes watching an incomplete collection of cameos.  It's like you don't even care royvanderzwaan. 

The missing films from royvanderzwaan's extensive Hitchcock collection:

Easy Virtue (1927)
Blackmail (1929)
Foreign Correspondent (1940)
Suspicion (1941)
Spellbound (1945)
The Paradine Case (1947)
Under Capricorn (1949

[via the daily what]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Takes James McAvoy's Cancer

Looks like James McAvoy won't be with cancer after all.  shooting began on the film last month, but unfortunately the actor was forced to leave the project for personal reasons and has since been replaced by Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  Not a bad replacement with so little notice as shooting is set to resume on March 8th.  Seth Rogen had this to say about the switch.

It’s incredibly unfortunate that circumstances outside of everyone’s control have taken James away from the project, but, with James’s blessing, we were able to have Joseph step in to take on the role of Adam. We all look forward to working with James in the future. [via mtv]

Joining Rogen and Gordon-Levitt for the project are Up In The Air's Anna Kendrick and Ron Howard's daughter and specifically The Lady In The Water Bryce Dallas Howard.  The story for the film is that of Rogen's friend, screenwriter Will Reiser, and his diagnosis and subsequent battle with cancer.   [via /film]

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