Casting

Steve Urkel Joins The Monster Craze, Cast In Megashark Vs Crocosaurus

Joining luminaries like Tiffany, Deborah Gibson, Barry Williams and Eric Roberts in the giant sized creature features will be everyone's favorite nerdy neighbor Steven Urkel, or as he's claiming his name is these days, Jaleel White. Obviously your immediate thought is what incredible new monster will Urkel be battling. Super-sized baracuda? Killer tadpoles? A giant horny toad? Maybe even some kangaroo rattlesnake hybrid? Well there's good news and bad news.

The band news is there's no new super monster really. The good news is that the suspender afficianado will be starring in the sequel to the amazing Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus, which will this time see the flying shark battle a Crocosaurus in the aptly titled Mega Shark Vs. Crocosaurus. If the people over at The Asylum have as good of a sense of humor as they seem to, it seems pretty clear that Urkel's suspenders should somehow tie up the croc's mouth rendering it useless. Then Urkel will be standing there in his boxers having saved the world from the terrible croc before his trademark "did I do that?" sends us to the credits.   [via dread central]

Rooney Mara Officially Cast As Lisbeth Salander For Millenium Trilogy

After ridiculous amounts of rumors and speculation, Rooney Mara has been cast in the lead role of Lisbeth Salander opposite Daniel Craig in David Fincher's adaptation of Stieg Larsson's The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. The best selling novel is the first of the three part Millenium Trilogy by the late author followed by The Girl Who Played With Fire and The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest. Mara won the role over a who's who of younger actresses presumably thanks to her appearance in Fincher's upcoming The Social Network. She also played the role of Nancy in the incredibly meh A Nightmare On Elm Street remake.

The deals for both Craig and Mara are said to include options for the other two films, although it is still unclear whether Fincher will return to the director's chair for those. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is currently set for a December 21, 2011 release.   [via deadline]

Larry Charles Set To Direct Jim Carrey In Pierre Pierre

Let's file this under extremely interesting. In a possible career rejuvenation for the latter, Larry Charles is set to direct Jim Carrey in the comedy heist film Pierre Pierre. Jim Carrey being ridiculous with a ridiculous director? Color me intrigued. Steal my painting then distort my face all funny Deadline:

Larry Charles, who steered Sacha Baron Cohen through audacious comic turns in Bruno and Borat, is now ready to do the same for Jim Carrey. Charles has signed on to direct Pierre Pierre, a comedy that has Carrey playing the role of a Frenchman who transports a stolen painting from Paris to London, behaving more obnoxiously than any waiter you've ever encountered at Cannes.

It's no secret the man responsible for my favorite Firemarshall has had a rough go of it lately. His 2009 film I Love You Phillip Morris has had plenty of issues trying to even get in front of audiences, while the Robert Zemeckis motion captured A Christmas Carol didn't exactly tear up the box office. On the other end of the spectrum comes the recent history of the films Larry Charles has directed, more specifically the two films starring Sascha Baron Cohen Bruno and Borat. In addition to that Charles stays busy with that Curb Your Enthusiasm show.

It seems like a match made in comedy heaven. Carrey is at his best when his comedy is at the forefront, even moreso when it's his currently unparalleled physical brand. The Pierre Pierre script was actually on the Blacklist a couple of years ago, and subsequently had Jason Reitman attached to direct with Carrey set to star. A lot has changed since then but clearly Carrey likes what the role can offer as he seems to have stuck with it. Or maybe the phone's just not ringing too much.

Richard Dreyfuss Joins Weeds As An Unexpected Character

Showtime just announced that the man who once played Dr Leo Marvin in the cinematic masterpiece What About Bob? will be appearing in at least four episodes of the upcoming sixth season of Weeds. The extremely vague description of the character Richard Dreyfuss will be playing says he "will play an unexpected character from Nancy Botwin’s past". Well then, why not just give away the entire plot.

The new season of Weeds premieres August 16th at 10pm. Additional guest stars along for the ride this season include returning guests Alanis Morissette and Jennifer Jason Leigh, as well as newcomers Linda Hamilton, Peter Stormare, and the legendary Mark-Paul Gosselaar. It is totally fair to call him a legend, he was in the Zack Attack.

Elijah Wood To Star With A Pot Smoking Dog Named Wilfred

Aside from what I presume is a plethora of shrimp and Barbies, Australia has a couple other things going for it. Add tv show about a talking, pot-smoking dog that doesn't require animation or fancy effects to the list. The show in question is called Wilfred, and amazingly it has been around for a while, but since I'm American, and for the most part ethnocentric, I was unaware of its existence until now.

Why now you might ask? Because they're making a US version for FX. On top of that it looks like Frodo is leaving the shire for his first television series.

Lord of the Rings star Elijah Wood is set to make his series debut with a lead role opposite Jason Gann in the FX comedy pilot Wilfred, which is based on the acclaimed Australian series of the same name, co-created and starring Gann. David Zuckerman, who wrote the adapted pilot script and serves as executive producer, describes Wilfred as comedy “about a guy, Ryan (Wood), the girl next door, and mixed-breed dog, Wilfred (Gann), who is part Labrador retriever and part Russell Crowe on a bender.” Randall Einhorn is directing the pilot, which will be filmed this summer.   [via deadline]

Sounds good, and the clip below is definitely up my alley. Obviously I have a soft spot for people in dog costumes that are ridiculously smug and have bongs made out of water bottles, but honestly who doesn't? Elijah Wood can actually be kind of funny when he's trying to so hopefully this is as good as it sounds like it could be.

Here's some of the original Australian show. Keep in mind Jason Gann, the guy playing the dog, will also be occupying that role in the Americanized version. 

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The Footloose Remake Casts Dennis Quaid And Some Other People

So this Footloose remake thing appears to really be happening. There was hope for a collapse when Zac Efron dropped out so of the film so as not to be known as the fruity dancing guy, although I'm not so sure why the dancing thing is so relevant here. Kevin Bacon got down for a kid in a small town without the internet or Darren's Dance Moves, but it's not like he was going all Tony Danza on us. It's almost like nobody even watched the original, I swear if someone turns this into that Julia Stiles dancing movie Hollywood is going to need a tasering.

Unfortunately it appears Paramount and director Craig Brewer (Hustle & Flow, Black Snake Moan) are still focusing on the dancing aspect as they just cast the unknown 24 year old Kenny Wormald seemingly because he's a trained dancer. Joining him will be Julianne Hough, one of the people that aren't stars on Dancing with the Stars, which makes perfect sense because the preacher's daughter in a town that doesn't allow dancing is often mistaken as classically trained. 

Ren's friend, played in the original by the late great Chris Penn, will be played by Miles Teller.  I don't know who he is either so fret not. The one worthwhile bit of casting that seems like a waste considering is Dennis Quaid playing the uptight preacher role that John Lithgow formerly dominated. For the sake of fans everywhere I just hope they have some sort of proper homage to the amazing solo dancing in the warehouse scene from the original. And Kenny Loggins.   [via /film]

Zach Galifianakis Might Get Nemo on Nazis

We pretty much like anything Zach Galifianakis does, so it's no shock that we are thrilled to hear he's in talks to star in the remake of the 1964 film,The Incredible Mr. Limpet, about a man who turns into a fish and ends up hunting Nazis. I know I for one would like to see him, as himself, interview him, as a fish on Between Two Ferns. Anyone else? Bueller?

Thanks to New York for the tip.

Idiot Brother Paul Rudd Gets Some Hot Sisters

Sometime last week it was announced that Paul Rudd was set to star as the titular character in the comedy My Idiot Brother. The news out there today is that his family just got a lot more interesting/attractive.  

Elizabeth Banks, Zooey Deschanel, Emily Mortimer and Rashida Jones will star opposite Paul Rudd in "My Idiot Brother," a comedy being directed Jesse Peretz and produced by Anthony Bregman's Likely Story and Big Beach's Peter Saraf and Marc Turtletaub.

"Brother" centers on an idealist (Rudd) dealing with his over¬bearing mother who crashes at the homes of his three ambitious sisters and brings truth, happiness and a sunny disposition into their lives while also wreaking havoc.

Banks, Deschanel and Mortimer will play the sisters.  Banks is a career-driven single about to get her big break in journalism after spending years writing about accessories at a fashion magazine; Deschanel is a bisexual whose flakiness and lies are getting in the way of moving forward with her caring, responsible girlfriend (Jones); and Mortimer plays a Park Slope mom too worried about having the perfect life and children to notice that her marriage is falling apart.

I'm pretty sure all those fancy words in the block quote were just a disguise for the real meat of it: Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones are bisexual lovers. Check that off the things-my-dreams-insisted-were-fact-others-thought-weren't-true list. If this news is any indication of the true powers of my dream list, I'm pretty sure we can expect the Who's The Boss Icecapades Spectacular to be announced any day now.   [via THR]

Julia Stiles Is Going To Be A Mysterious Young Woman On Dexter

Showtime has just officially announced the latest addition to their hit show Dexter in the form of Julia Stiles. Mild spoilers for anyone that didn't watch last season loom ahead so tread lightly weirdos. According to the press release Stiles will appear in ten episodes as "a mysterious young woman who forms a unique relationship with Dexter in the wake of the death of his wife." Production of season five is set to begin later this month and will air in the fall.

In my head it seems like too soon for a true Dexter love interest considering Rita's death and why it came about, so what could it be? I'm guessing they use the kids to somehow forge the bond, possibly she's a teacher, soccer mom, nanny? She definitely has to be outside the police world or else the show might as well change its name to CSI:Serial Killer. It's going to be tough to top season four with the incredible Lithgow performance, so it'll be interesting to see which direction the story goes.

Also if any of you out there hate that 10 Things I Hate About You movie, more specifically Stiles character in the film, this is probably your best bet in ever seeing that person tortured and killed.

Jason Patric Joins Diane Keaton And Ellen Page In HBO's Tilda

We haven't had a chance to talk about the upcoming HBO show Tilda yet so let's go ahead and remedy that. The lastest news is that Jason Patric has signed on to star as "Andrew Brown, the mastermind behind the media empire RMG, which Tilda is trying to expose the inner workings of." The titular character Tilda, to be played by Diane Keaton, is a Hollywood blogger loosely based on Deadline's Nikki Finke. Ellen Page will play Tilda's morally conflicted assistant Carolyn.  

The cast is certainly shaping up nicely as it also includes Wes Bentley. Patric was probably the best thing about The Losers as the morally bankrupt billionaire bad guy, and this role seems like it could share some similarities in a good way. The show's IMDB page currently lists series co-creator Bill Condon as director with filming on the half hour comedy set to begin later this month in Los Angeles.    [via deadline]

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