Are you one of those silly people out there with a mortal dog? Getting killed all the time by cars, bombs, and dog traps? I hate to break it to you but that's so 2009. For the unbelievably reasonably price of $150 you can now turn your dog into a sun-staring, heavy breathing Immortal Dog. The video below let's you in on all the secrets and while the end might contain some swearing it is clearly called for.
Also you will hear human voices coming from the box, ignore those voices. [via filmdrunk]