The Beaver

I mainly wanted to post this story because I just beat the internet. That headline is pure gold. Now for the details.

Mel Gibson will star in "The Beaver" for director Jodie Foster.

The script, written by Kyle Killen, topped the Blacklist in December.

Gibson will play a depressed man who finds solace in wearing a beaver hand-puppet. On top of helming, Foster will play the role of the man’s wife.

This will be Foster's third time behind the camera after Little Man Tate (1991) and Home for the Holidays (1995) so low expectations should rule the day. Either way I feel good about my contribution to society.