Never in a million years did I think I would own a Meerschaum pipe. Never in a billion years did I think I would own some of Mr Miyagi's personal collection. Never in a trillion years did I think his widow would be forced to sell his personal belongings on Ebay.
The world is full of surprises. Presumably thanks to the awesome economy and Miyagi's penchant for liquor, you can now head on over to Euromorita's Ebay Store. But don't even think about bidding on the Meerschaum Pipe. That shit is all mine.