The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Promises Football, Voiceover
Release Date:
Jul 20 2012
Director:
Christopher Nolan
Cast:
Christian Bale
Tom Hardy
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Anne Hathaway
Gary Oldman
It's hard to do anything but relish the awesome here, but let's be honest, all you can think about is Hines Ward. You can get mad all you want about Ward being over the hill, or crack wise about him outrunning anything at this point, but at least it wasn't Jamie Foxx. Aside from the horrible looking football the rest seems pretty Batmany and I mean that in the best way possible. All the Christopher Nolan superhero goodness will be heading your way July 20th with an "epic conclusion", like what happened in my pants when Anne Hathaway whispered in Bruce's ear.
Side note: Epic Conclusion is my new band name. It's a solo project.
Synopsis:
Eight years after the events of The Dark Knight, the terrorist leader Bane arrives in Gotham City, pushing it and its police force to their limits, forcing its former hero Batman to resurface after taking the fall for Harvey Dent's crimes.
