Question: How Many Douchebags Does it Take...

...to get a "dope jam going" - Kanye's words, not mine.

Answer: One... Two... Three - THREE (said in the tone of the wise Tootsie Pop owl).

I'm surprised all that ego fit into one room. Bravo Brandon - "fun" shirt and congratulations on taking another step towards securing your place as someone I'll never dream of sleeping with. I'm sure your heart is breaking.