My name is Cornelius Flufdimp and I am very excited that you are reading the About Us page on Super Hella Awesome. As you can see by my picture I am a man of the arts, as well as a sassy dresser. If you think that you are someone with whom I might share a sexual conquest, feel free to email me at cornelius@superhellaawesome.com.
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