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Awesome Image: Teen Wolf Pug

Say hello to Shelby the pug, who just so happens to have the same affliction as poor Scott Howard.  I expect any and all pug owners that also happen to read SHA to please add this to their pug wardrobe immediately.  So awesome. 

[via buzzfeed, original source go pug yourself]

Tobey Maguire To Play Bobby Fischer In Pawn Sacrifice

Deadline is reporting that Tobey Maguire will star in the upcoming Bobby Fischer biopic Pawn Sacrifice.  The film will be directed by the awesome David Fincher based on a script by Steven Knight, who wrote Eastern Promises and will also be writing the script for the upcoming Robert Kennedy biopic starring Matt Damon.  The film is set to cover Fischer's life story up until the 1972 World Chess Championships where he defeated Russian Boris Spassky in what was essentially a real life Rocky IV Cold War battle

I can understand the decision to only go up until that moment of his life, but I'm not the biggest fan of the decision.  For those that are unfamiliar, calling Bobby Fischer quirky would be the understatement of the millenium.  Along with his ascension in the chess ranks came an insatiable ego, paranoia, and all the other fun stuff that happens with the cliched "troubled genius".  In a lot of ways you could say everything went downhill after the 1972 Championships eventually leading to a time where Fischer is living oversees as an anti-semitic and anti-American fugitive from the United States, which in turn led to him famously celebrating the 9/11 attacks as "what goes around comes around".

Up until his death in 2008 Fischer continued to live his life in seclusion while unrelenting on his hatred towards the United States.  It always seemed to me that Fischer clearly had some serious mental issues that, had he been born 40 years later, would have been classified and quite possibly quelled well before his life of seclusion.  At the same time all the analysis and subsequent attempts at behavior modification could quite possibly have changed the entire course of his historic chess career.

I guess that career, which could be argued was either the cause or escape from his possible insanity, will be the only focus here, as it was in his life.  We'll keep you updated.

Jason Segel To Star In Muppets Movie He Wrote

Jason Segel has signed on to be the live action lead in a new Muppets movie that Segel wrote with his friend Nicholas Stoller.  Segel will also be serving as one of the producers on the film so to say this is a pet project would be putting it likely.  The casting should come as no surprise, and although Heat Vision claims the story is being kept under wraps, the fine folks over at /film have some insight of their own.

Segel’s role is as human Gary, a chap whose best friend is the puppet bear Walter. Together they go on a journey with Gary’s girlfriend Mary to defeat the evil Tex Richman, a man who doesn’t find the Muppets funny and thinks he can smell oil beneath their studio.

The idea as I understand it is that Gary, Segel's character, would be on a quest to reunite all the Muppets who have since gone their own separate ways.  Seems like a perfect setup to get the gang back together, almost like the Blue Brothers in a way.  Segel's comedy works with me and from what I've heard the Muppets are something he treats with the respect they are due.  Hopefully this all works out great and brings the Muppets back into the limelight.  

Of course theres also plans for an upcoming Fraggle Rock movie as well as a kickass script floating around called The Muppet Man that is sort of a fill-in-the-blanks type biography of Jim Henson.  The Muppet Man was even number one on this year's Black List, which features the "best" unproduced screenplays of the year.

Galifianakis Teases Between Two Ferns With Ben Stiller

I hate to tease you on a Friday but it's not my fault.  Here is a bit from the upcoming episode of the unbelievably great Zach Galifianakis talk show Between Two Ferns featuring Ben Stiller.  Aside from Natalie Portman and Conan, this is probably the most excited I've been about a guest.  The entire "show" featuring Ben Stiller will premiere next Wednesday March 17th.  Just as an FYI there is some swearing but nothing you wouldn't expect from a conversation about porn titles and Meet The Fockers.

Watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot Online For Free

Originally I was under the impression I would be able to embed the video here but apparently it's just a stupid widget that will take you over to Snag Films where you can watch the movie.  You don't have to sign up or do anything fancy but it is annoying so for that I apologize.  Or is it too late to apologize?  It's too late.

If you have never seen Heavy Metal Parking Lot do yourself a favor and head on over there.  The film essentially just shows a bunch of people partying in the parking lot before a Judas Priest show, so it's not just a clever title.  The show takes place in Largo, Maryland in 1986 so you seriously best be prepared for that kind of awesome.  Seriously, listen to this borderline romantic description.

It is the quintessential ‘80s magnum opus, made complete with a vast display of muscle cars, spandex, bleach-blonde frizzy perms, bare-chested dudes, Mullets From Hell, faded denim metal chicks, and the largest collection of late ‘70s Camaros ever seen in one location. Virtually unknown to mainstream audiences for two decades, HMPL was a VHS bootleg favorite among musicians, movie stars and cult-video fanatics worldwide. 

If I had an assistant I would totally be demanding some PBR and my mullet wig.  For now I'll just have to settle with blasting some Judas Priest.  Take that neighbors!

 

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