Awesomely Bad

Metallica Cover Band Will Rock You Flat On Your Face

Not sure what exactly it says about me as a person, but I have watched this video about fourty times in a row and I almost feel guilty for the amount of joy it has pulsed through my veins. There are so many aspects of greatness here it's almost like watching The Tony Danza Show, but instead of Tony Danza dancing and cooking, there is a Metallica cover band in someone's backyard, and they are rocking. Oh, and then there is the world's greatest fan, how can we forget about her. The rest as they say is history, although if you watch it again it feels just as fresh as the first time. Enter Sandman has never rocked (the Earth) so hard.   [via gorillamask]

Syfy Announces B Movie Mogul Otherwise Known As Best Thing Ever

If you have followed this site for any amount of time it should come as no secret how much we love terribly awesome movies, even moreso the unabashed version which have become a staple of the Syfy channel's Saturday night programming. The cable network is taking their creature-feature specialities to the public with a new website that will allow fans to help create a brand new Syfy original.

Cross a dinosaur with a modern predator for us Hollywood Reporter:

The network is launching a production site, B Movie Mogul, where fans can vote and pitch ideas for the film, from title, creatures, wardrobe, dialogue and character deaths to promotional taglines. The resulting "script" will be shot as a two-hour Syfy original movie to be released next year.

"We constantly have fans e-mailing with compliments, complaints and questions about our movies, and this is a way of involving the fans in a new way," said Thomas Vitale, executive vp programming and original movies. "This is where entertainment is going and just the start of many more things of this nature for Syfy."

Syfy is teaming with entertainment site IGN on the site; the partnership will last 15 months and launch Friday. The first stage will have fans voting on one of three overall concepts for the movie: a 2010 apocalypse story, a Bermuda Triangle-set creature feature or a Roswell, N.M.-set alien movie.

It's hard for me to find anything not to love about this idea. It's going to be like Snakes On A Plane times ten million, and hopefully some of you SHA loyalists will get in on the fun. If we're lucky casting will also be controllable and finally Tony Danza will make his triumphant return to comedy as the local barber that has to hunt down some bio-engineered zombie alien unicorns that play marbles with human eyeballs for money.

Got It At Ross Is The New Jam Of The Summer, Way Of Life

What store would you say has the sickest jam out there in the clothing industry today? Insert hip designer guesses here. What if I was to tell you that Ross, home of affordably priced and extremely eclectic clothing, was throwing it's name into the competition, with a vengeance? Look no further than below at what is clearly the jam of the summer, if not the decade, and most certainly the song of the recession. The rhymes flow like peanut butter and the truth is so real it's almost like someone's coming back from the future.

The only way this could be any better was if we got to see what an actual live performance looked li........ holy terdcopters this is awesome!  Best of all, thanks to San Francisco's own Abe Linkin, I now know that I should look like a boss whenever I leave Ross. Somebody help, the rhymes are starting to rub off.  [via vulture]

Tribute Tuesdays: A Rap Tribute To Humpty Dumpty

It has been a while since we went back to the Everything Is Terrible well, so let's go ahead and remedy that with this fantastic rap tribute to the legendary balance-challenged Humpty Dumpty. To be fair the rap is really only the side show as extraordinary dance moves steal the show. It's like if Jason Ritter and Danny Kaye had a kid that really loved Vanilla Ice's appearance in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

A Tribute To Marco Scutaro That Would Make Phil Collins Proud

Red Sox fans be crazy I tell you. Crazy enough to make a tribute song for shortstop Marco Scutaro based on the Phil Collins pop gem "Sussudio". That's really all there is to the story, hard for me to really add anything. As a personal aside I guess I could tell you about the one time Phil Collins and I were having tea together in the park but my editors have been telling me that I talk about myself too much so no dice. As for the video it's amazing although it looks like someone got a bit too excited about the glowing edges filter.

Also I should pass along this very important message from the video's creator: "Big Thanks to Mike Testa for making me sound good."   Yeah, thanks Mike.  [via the sporting blog]

Jehovah Park Can Give The Devil Hemorrhoids, Novelty Tees

Talk about your incredibly hip religious salesmen. This guy here, presumably a minister of some sorts, really knows what sells, like novelty tees, ridiculously bad catch phrases for 1995 and the theme song from Jurassic Park. It's hard to argue with anyone that has that kind of backing, especially when they start laughing maniacally after saying "We can give the devil hemorrhoids".

Also Kurt Cobain is a coward.  [via everything is terrible]

Kids Incorporated Mondays: Twistin' The Night Away

This is nothing more than an all out assault on the legendary Sam Cooke's "Twistin' The Night Away". Ryan Lambert is the lead offender but those insanely peppy backups certainly aren't helping anything. There's only four comments on youtube, so the pickings are a bit slim, but fortunately for us the people that comment on Kids Incorporated videos are the cream of the crop.

jimmypi - Okay so I know that the older guy in the audience was a friend of the cast and crew, but it still freaks me out that he's there...

QBCNetwork - Ryan Lambert's the coolest Southpaw guitarist.

stargate109 - never used the word "gay" like in original.,But that's fine as the meaning has changed.

mshearer1 - lol..ummm...Jimi Hendrix?

As with most Kids Inc videos, it all comes back to Jimi Hendrix.  Don't you ever change internet.

World's Greatest Drummer Rocks Like Nobody's Business

I first saw this video of the world's greatest drummer sometime last week but I don't remember where so you'll have to forgive me vengeful story crediting gods. Either way I am pretty sure WGD here is using this insanely wonderful video as some sort of super reel to try and get an audition for Guns N Roses or something. At the very least he's trying to catch Hubert Lewis' attention for a possible late addition to the News.

If you think this is normal you clearly haven't gotten to the one minute mark yet, that's when the real fireworks start. Also those really are some sharp dressed men.   [via everywhere]

Farm Yoga With A Rasta Rooster, Cow, And Pedophile

There's so much wrong going on in this video it almost feels right. Then you see creepy old yoga master enjoying his hugs just a bit too much, and it all spirals downhill, granted the rasta rooster is still pretty amazing.  Pedophilia aside this workout looks pretty killer, it might even be able to steal some non believers from Christoga.   [via warming glow]

Add Ridiculously Terrible Theme Song To Reasons You Hate Notre Dame

When Jimmy Clausen fell out of the first round in this year's NFL Draft, most people celebrated the fact that the collar popping douche nozzle was getting ignored, granted Mel Kiper almost had a heart attack that he wasn't taken in the early first. This isn't just because it was Jimmy Clausen, it was Jimmy Clausen from Notre Dame. Everyone loves to hate Notre Dame, they are the USC of colleges that aren't in California. If you have ever wondered why that is your questions are about to be answered.

What we have here is a video for some of Notre Dame spirit song, sort of like how Dancing Queen is for trannies. There is a lot of backstory over here but it was all so painfully boring that none of it was even worth posting. It involves Freakbass, I did learn that.   [via the sporting blog]

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