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Why Americans Are Better Than Everyone Else, Exhibit A

America rules for many reasons. But let's prove it one by one, starting today. Here is a competition. The task? Make drinking easier. We have two ways to go about this, the Asian version you see here in the form of the Asahi robot, or the refrigerator beer launcher. Now I am not a Dr or anything, but that is the lamest robot I have ever seen. I can't believe how many things you have to do manually to make it pour your beer, not to mention it takes like 4 minutes to pour. Below we have an example of the American way.

America 1, Asia 0

I'll Take my Beer Sans Horse, Thank You

Last night was the first time I ever had a reason to watch the Country Music Channel (CMT) because of Hulk Hogan's new reality wrestling show - which I highly recommend watching this show from start to finish. But that isn't what I'm here to talk about. There is a show called Beer for My Horses which is a slap in the face to television, movies and music, as it is trying to capture all three. It stars country musicians, claims to be a feature film and is airing on cable network TV. It's really bleak and I don't even think I have to go much further. See for yourselves...