Why Americans Are Better Than Everyone Else, Exhibit A
America rules for many reasons. But let's prove it one by one, starting today. Here is a competition. The task? Make drinking easier. We have two ways to go about this, the Asian version you see here in the form of the Asahi robot, or the refrigerator beer launcher. Now I am not a Dr or anything, but that is the lamest robot I have ever seen. I can't believe how many things you have to do manually to make it pour your beer, not to mention it takes like 4 minutes to pour. Below we have an example of the American way.
America 1, Asia 0



















