Not sure what exactly it says about me as a person, but I have watched this video about fourty times in a row and I almost feel guilty for the amount of joy it has pulsed through my veins. There are so many aspects of greatness here it's almost like watching The Tony Danza Show, but instead of Tony Danza dancing and cooking, there is a Metallica cover band in someone's backyard, and they are rocking. Oh, and then there is the world's greatest fan, how can we forget about her. The rest as they say is history, although if you watch it again it feels just as fresh as the first time. Enter Sandman has never rocked (the Earth) so hard. [via gorillamask]
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