crazy

I accept your judgment for watching The Bachelor this year, but I won't apologize. Maybe it makes me feel more sane watching 25 strangers pretend to be best friends and fall in love with a man they've known for a few weeks and spent, at most, 2 hours alone with. And how does ABC consistently find women that have seemingly never seen the show to familiarize themselves with the format? There are always a few that act so surprised when they have to rap in front of a fireplace on national television. Then again, why am I trying to make sense of this... most of these women are batshit crazy. In real life, if a girl at a bar told you she had a vision board to will your love, had memorized all your cousins names before you met and wrote you a poem about your future wedding day - she would be sent packing and fast.

I thought it might take a long time to find a quote that gives non-watchers the best summation. It took less than one minute. Appendages have always been confusing to me too.

"The toughest part about being with the women in the house, um, was the fact that there were so many {sigh} different, you know, things going on at once. People were going on dates, people are feeling this way, you know, it's like a whole bunch of arms, and then there is like one body, and then you're just like not really sure how to feel at any significant moment."