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Best Game Show/Dancing Farting Guy Ever

Submitted by phletch on Mon, 2009-10-12 18:17
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This video may be the last straw, I might have to move to Japan.  Seriously, I would dominate this game.  I'd flail around the room like a young Paula Abdul blowing kisses in the wind.  But the other kinds of kisses obviously.

If someone were to describe this game to someone unable to see the video where do you even begin to start. "It's some Japanese game show about farting"?  True, but it is so much more than that.  It is poetry in motion, grace in action, and insanely creative.  I think my official explanation of this video to someone without the ability to view the video would be as follows

It's the best thing you will ever see. A dancing farting Japanese comedian that has some special powder or glowing farts or something else that follows him around while he does somersaults and pirouettes and all sorts of weird shit.  It's my true calling.

I know what you're thinking, my mom always told me I had a way with words.

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Soccer Player Farts, Ref Calls It Ungentlemanly Conduct

Submitted by phletch on Mon, 2009-04-06 10:17
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I wouldn't be doing my job as a reporter on all things awesome if I let a news story like this pass by without a mention.

A referee ordered a penalty to be retaken in a Sunday league football game after an opposition player 'broke wind' as the ball was kicked.

He also gave the player a yellow card for the 'ungentlemanly conduct'.

To be fair I'd have to know what kind of fart it was to agree with the ungentlemanly conduct classification. It may have just been a Don't Be Scared that was meant for the goalie.

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