Frank Stallone

Frank Stallone Has Issues, Episodes

After Frank Stallone's embarrassing performance on Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling, I can't imagine why he thinks he should get back on the screen. Apparently he still has some unresolved jealousy issues.

In the as-yet-untitled show, Frank will show off his talents and share his life, and relationships with his brother and psychic mother Jackie.

And he is relishing the opportunity to finally make his name, telling the National Enquirer, "For 32 years I have been Rocky-ed to death. Now I'm trying to change the public's perception of me.

"I'm extremely proud that Sly created Rocky, but I got really tired of that.

"I was signed to RCA records before Rocky came along and I'm angry that people think I'm riding on my brother's coat tails.

"I want the recognition I deserve."

That being said I will take Stallone's psychic mom and Sly anyway I can get them. Frank's dead to me. What are your thoughts on the Frank Stallone Show?

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Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling
Premieres Oct 18, 8 PM, CMT ( I have no idea what channel that is either, don't worry)

Sadly I am pretty sure this show is going to bomb based on its Saturday night time slot, and the fact that it's on a channel I never ever watch. Literally ever. In turn I am thinking about starting a Super Hella Awesome Awards Show simply to give this show all of the awards it deserved. I am pretty sure it's guaranteed to win Best Thing Ever and Best Reaction to Getting Kicked in the Balls. Here's hoping it is you Frank Stallone!

Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling's cast consists of former child actor and Breaking Bonaduce star Danny Bonaduce; former NBA star and Celebrity Mole: Yucatan champ Dennis Rodman; former Saved by the Bell actor Celebrity Fit Club participant Dustin "Screech" Diamond; former Diff'rent Strokes actor Todd Bridges; super-heavyweight boxer ButterBean; former The Real World: Las Vegas roommate Trishelle Cannatella; ex-Bewitched actress Erin Murphy; singer and actor Frank Stallone; 1980s pop star Tiffany; and Playboy playmate Nikki Ziering.