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Awesome Picks: NFL Week Nine
Traveling, bad jokes may have to wait.
Picks are bold, home team comes second. That's what she said.
- Chicago @ Buffalo +3
- San Diego @ Houston +3
- New Orleans -6/5 @ Carolina
- Arizona @ Minnesota -7.5
- Tampa Bay +10 @ Atlanta
- New York Jets -5.5 @ Detroit
- Miami @ Baltimore -5
- New England -4 @ Cleveland
- New York Giants @ Seatlle +7.5
- Kansas City PK @ Oakland
- Indianapolis +3 @ Philadelphia
- Dallas +7 @ Green Bay
- Pittsburgh -5 @ Cincinnati
Last week: 6-7
Overall: 51-47-3
Awesome Picks: NFL Week Eight
Picks are bold, home team comes second. That's what she said.
- Denver @ San Francisco -2.5 - Fitting that the London game should feature college level football. Kyle Orton vs Troy Smith might just turn this in to a soccer game.
- Jacksonville @ Dallas -6.5 - When a QB controversy can start brewing after a John Kitna start you know things aren't going well. Sorry Tony, that's what happens when you don't go onstage at a Steel Panther show.
- Washington +3 @ Detroit - Everyone loves Detroit every week, and noone ever likes Washington. Everyone is always wrong.
- Green Bay @ New York Jets -6.5 - Spread is a bit higher than I would like but Green Bay has some serious health issues the Jets should capitalize on.
- Carolina @ St Louis -3 - Taking St Louis as 3 point favorites, football in 2010.
- Miami -1 @ Cincinnati - The TOcho show is almost as gross as this football game will be to watch. That's what she said.
- Buffalo +7 @ Kansas City - All aboard the Fitzpatrick Express. There are going to be lots of points scored here, the Men's Warehouse guarantees it.
- Tennessee +5 @ San Diego - Am I missing something about San Diego? They suck, can't we just agree on that.
- Tampa Bay +3 @ Arizona - Feisty Bucs keep on feisting.
- Seattle +2 @ Oakland - Barf, you couldn't pay me to watch this game, unless it was the only football game on of course.
- Minnesota +5.5 @ New England - Drama etc.
- Pittsburgh +1.5 @ New Orleans - The best team in football goes to New Orleans to play last year's luckiest team. Expect up to 4,309 people dressed up as Drew Brees' son.
- Houston @ Indianapolis -5.5 - Redemption game for the Colts.
Last Week: 6-8
Overall: 45-40-3
Awesome Picks: NFL Week Five
It's been a rough week with very little productivity on the site but you try and maintain a website during a west coast Umphrey's tour that coincides with the Giants return to the playoffs the same week that NBA2k11 is released as well as the brand new NBA Jam for Wii. What can I say, I'm only human. Or am I dancer?
Picks are bold, home teams come second. That's what she said. Witty commentary forthcoming I just thought I would post the picks first.
Denver + 8 @ Baltimore
Jacksonville +2.5 @ Buffalo
Kansas City @ Indianapolis -7.5
St Louis +3 @ Detroit
Atlanta -3 @ Cleveland
Tampa Bay + 7 @ Cincinnati
Chicago @ Carolina -3
Green Bay -3 @ Washington
New York Giants +3 @ Houston
New Orleans - 7 @ Arizona
San Diego -7 @ Oakland
Tennessee +7 @ Dallas
Philadelphia @ San Francisco -3
Minnesota +4.5 @ New York Jets
Last Week: 10-4
Overall: 25-20-1
Awesome Picks: NFL Week Four
Slowly creeping back to respectability much like Tony Danza will after his new show is erased from our collective memories with that Men In Black mind eraser thingy. Bye weeks start this week so there are less games to bet on which in turn should mean you don't lose as much money. Funny how it never really works out that way.
Picks are bold, home teams come second. That's what she said.
Awesome Picks: NFL Week Two
I know what you're thinking: It's about damn time we give you our awesome picks for the NFL games each weekend. I know this because I can read minds. That's how I knew I wouldn't like onion ice cream, the salesmen's donkey was sending me some serious ESP type stuff. Well that and I'm allergic to onions, especially if they are frozen.
Picks are bold, home team comes second. That's what she said.
- Buffalo @ Green Bay -13 - Buffalo is bad, not bad enough for Brandon Jackson to look good but bad. I'm having trouble figuring out how the Bills will move the ball as well as how they will stop it. Never a good combination in football, expect a happy crowd in Lambeau.
- Pittsburgh @ Tennessee -5 - When Vince Young broke off their first play from scrimmage for a twenty plus yard option run it was easy to remember why Tennessee was so ridiculously hot at the end of last year. For the life of me I'm having trouble figuring out why that can't continue. While Pittsburgh's D should make things difficult in a "they aren't the Raiders" sort of way, Dennis Dixon is really bad. On the bright side I saw him throw a five yard out at least half way to the receiver last week so he actually is getting better.
