Any way you slice it this is embarrassing. First off why in the world is The Incredible Blah at the White House Correspondent's Dinner? I get that he hosts the Tonight Show, he made sure people realized that, but what I don't get is why anyone would allow him near the President. I hear his chin is contagious. Either way here is some video of The Blah doing his thing, and you know I'd only post it if there was something ridiculous behind it. There is.
This montage done by the fine people over at Politico shows the Blah telling jokes at Saturday night's event, in front of the President of the United States. So what material does the Blah bring aloong? Recycled material, 100%* recycled. Seriously. What makes it even more amazing is that he delivers them like a 4th grader giving a speech, almost as if he has to read them because he didn't write them, granted it's really hard to tell jokes a second time. There's also some funny in the fact that not one of the jokes is actually funny.
If a "comedian" can't be troubled to come up with new material for the President, surely we can't allow them to be on television. I'm feeling some kind of Executive Order in the near future, the anti-Blah. I guess it's possible The Incredible Blah is just really into saving the environment.
*The percentage is really irrelevant considering he was in front of the President of the United States. [via warming glow]