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Awesome Graph: Circumstances Where Whipping It Should Be Considered

Submitted by phletch on Thu, 2010-07-15 11:22
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Between this and last month's Proper Usage Of "Oh Snap", I am slowly running out of things to figure out in the world. If someone could just make one of these for The Greatest American Hero theme song that would probably solve all of my problems and would help cut down on some hospital bills. Picking the wrong time to go "walking on air" can prove quite costly.   [via buzzfeed]

How To Wednesdays: Hip Hop Dancing

Submitted by phletch on Wed, 2010-06-30 12:00
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It's been a while since we dusted off the How To Wednesdays bit but the news is slow, and more importantly there is one of those big holidays coming up. Knowing that one of you fine readers out there in Awesomeville might be attending a party this weekend, we thought we should help prepare you for the fun that lay ahead.

Thanks to the hard work from the folks over at Everything Is Terrible, your weekend adventures can now feature some killer hip hop dance moves. What better way to celebrate this fine country's independence than through one of the national past times like popping or pointing, granted these are not your average points. 

Immortal Dog Knows Cloning Is For White People Only

Submitted by phletch on Thu, 2010-06-17 08:43
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Are you one of those silly people out there with a mortal dog? Getting killed all the time by cars, bombs, and dog traps? I hate to break it to you but that's so 2009. For the unbelievably reasonably price of $150 you can now turn your dog into a sun-staring, heavy breathing Immortal Dog. The video below let's you in on all the secrets and while the end might contain some swearing it is clearly called for.

Also you will hear human voices coming from the box, ignore those voices.  [via filmdrunk]

Christoga Will Stretch You Closer To God

Submitted by phletch on Mon, 2010-05-03 13:06
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If you think your yoga needs a little more religion, or if you simply hate the letter Y, today is you lucky day. No offense to this Christ character but I have a feeling that the SHA version, Danzoga, is really going to take off.  [via everything is terrible]

Holy Danza There Is A Poodle Workout For Humans

Submitted by phletch on Mon, 2010-03-29 11:43
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Not really too sure what to say about this video besides wowzas.  According to the youtube description this is a word for word remake of Susan Powter's first workout video.  I'm guessing just with more poodle.

I'd talk more about it but I'm too busy trying to imagine how insanely awesome I'm going to look with poodle arm and leg muscles.  Look out ladies, there's a new man in town and he's got puffy calves!

How To Wednesdays: It's Levitation Holmes

Submitted by phletch on Wed, 2010-03-10 13:36
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The Everything Is Terrible gang is at it again with this glorious instructional video about levitation.  If you have ever wanted to really impress some people with some far out shit this is your chance.  Or you could just smoke a bunch of grass and write a poem detailing your love for the cosmos.  I'd probably stick with learning to levitate though, chicks dig it. 

Milton Berle's Low Impact High Comedy Workout

Submitted by phletch on Fri, 2010-03-05 11:59
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Here is a super informative exercise video featuring noted health ambassador Milton Berle.  Amazingly I didn't even make up the name, that is it, Milton Berle's Low Impact/High Comedy Workout.  As you will see the impact is definitely low and the unintentional comedy is high.  Also it features a couple of unbelievably terrible impersonations of Richard Simmons and Jane Fonda.  

It's so funny what old people laugh at, no wonder they let The Incredible Blah back.   [via gawker]

Seducing Women In Detroit Sounds Amazing

Submitted by phletch on Thu, 2010-02-11 16:23
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Listen, I know it's not easy to seduce people nowadays with your NAKED PORNO DOWNLOADS AND SEX MOVIES all the time, so I'm here to help you with that, and hopefully get the attention of some google searches.  With the thanks of our friends over at Found Footage Fest you can now enjoy the secrets of some totally hip seduction masters.  Especially Farley, his advice is outstanding.

I posted this video right after I booked my flight to Detroit.  Good god that sounds awesome.  Does anyone know a good part of the city to stay in?  Zing batter zing!

How To Wednesdays: Sword Practice

Submitted by phletch on Wed, 2010-01-20 02:00
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I'm not exactly sure how safe it is to adjust your mullet tail during a real life swordfight, but other than that I think the moves are pretty spot on. [via]

How To Wednesdays: Eat A Flat Chicken Wing

Submitted by phletch on Wed, 2009-11-11 11:32
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I really wanted to title this Eat A Flat Chicken Wing and Not Drive This Guy Insane, but it would have taken up two lines and made things look a little funny.  Truth be told I literally had no idea about this process, and I will clearly be putting it to the test the next time I am faced with a pile of chicken wings.  I just hope the guy that made the video isn't there in case I do it the wrong way.  via

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