I want to make sweet sweet love to this trailer for the spectacularly named Alien Vs Ninja. At first you think it's just a standard ninja movie with awesomely bad looking ninjas, and then all of the sudden there is a fireball and aliens are in the mix. So really you get everything that the trailer promises, the rest is just gravy. Delicious ninja gravy.
The synopsis only further confirms the awesomeness.
Once upon a time in Japan, there was a band of great Ninja warriors led by Yamata called Iga Ninja. One day they witness a flash in the sky and a roaring giant ball of fire crashes into the distant forest. The warriors rush into the deep woods in an attempt to identify the mysterious fireball. There, instead of finding predictable enemies, they are stunned to face never-seen-before creatures with claws and fangs, the aliens! The hungry brutal aliens start to savage and feast on the Ninja warriors, leaving only a few to survive. Yamata and his warriors swear to avenge their comrades deaths and risk their lives to challenge the aliens. However, none of the Ninja weapons, neither their swords nor their throwing stars, has any affect on the alien warriors. Now the Japanese greatest Iga Ninja face the biggest challenge ever!
Wait a minute, I'm pretty sure I had that exact dream last night. If it's anything like the end of my dream you can expect a flying Walrus with the face of Tony Danza to save the day. This is going to be great. [via vulture]
