Jared Allen Explains The Mullet Lifestyle
I'm a bit bias because I am a Vikings fan but how can you not love this man. Jared Allen is like everything I ever wanted to be, but without the rapist wit. I was caught a little off guard by the extra mayonnaise bit because I don't really like much mayonnaise on my mayonnaise condimented stuff, but then I thought about it and my collection of Jonathan Taylor Thomas magazine covers probably wouldn't be what most would consider part of the mullet lifestyle either.
