More fantastic work from the folks over at Everything Is Terrible, this time of the joyous three minute movie variety. Here we have the 1989 classic Collision Course featuring the legendary Pat Morita and The Incredible Blah. You really see what kind of person the Blah is as it takes a sick twisted type of individual to hate Pat Morita. He was a kind gentle soul who also happened to have a kickass meerschaum pipe. [via warming glow]
I don't really feel like talking about The Incredible Blah, but there is a television section and it's newsworthy, and I actually really like the new promo they are using, which while admittedly risque, is also exactly how the people of America feel. And isn't the Tonight Show all about the people? Who knew Dennis Leary could be so prophetic?
The good news here is that NBC has just released the schedule of guests for the first two weeks of The Incredible Blah's return to late night. Why is that good news? Because it's comically terrible that's why.
Monday, March 1 – Guests include Jamie Foxx, Olympic Gold Medal Skier Lindsey Vonn and a musical performance by Brad Paisley
Tuesday, March 2 – Guests include Sarah Palin, Olympic Gold Medal Snowboarder Shaun White
Wednesday, March 3 – “Jaywalk All-Stars” with the Cast of “Jersey Shore,” Chelsea Handler, the most decorated American Winter Olympian of all time Speed Skater Apolo Anton Ohno and a musical performance by Avril Lavigne
Thursday, March 4 – Guests include Matthew McConaughey and Jason Reitman
Friday, March 5 – Guests include Morgan Freeman and Meredith Vieira
Monday, March 8 – Guests include Simon Cowell
Tuesday, March 9 – Guests include Christoph Waltz, Animal Expert Dave Salmoni and a musical performance by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
Wednesday, March 10 – Guests include Kristen Stewart and Guy Fieri
Thursday, March 11 – Guests include Dana Carvey and Kim Kardashian, with a musical performance by Colbie Caillat
Friday, March 12 – Guests include Dakota Fanning and Judd Apatow [via the live feed]
Having Jamie Foxx as the first guest back is an incredibly potent platter of terd sandwich, so much so that I enjoy just thinking about the awfulness contest that will ensue. It is after all a giant night for The Incredible Blah so we can only assume he will be bringing the heat.
It's pretty great how terrible that list of guests is right? I can hardly stomach most of those people let alone plan to tune in for them. At least there will be Jaywalk All-Stars! *fart sound* [via warming glow]
