It's no secret I can't stand MeBron's incessant back and forth over whether or not he is a nice guy, victim, or villain as he so aptly put in the douchiest Nike ad of all time (gloriously spoofed by South Park here). Mostly I had tried to block that from my mind like that one time Kirstie Alley seduced me at Fatburger, but with the latest NBA Cares commercial going around those visions came shooting back to his declaration that he is no role model. I'd call him a hypocrite but he's not even sure what he is. Either way I mashed them up, forgive me.
I made this graph because I really hate the Miami Heat, David Stern and how the NBA is officiated. Also I was bored and felt like making a graph.
Phletch didn't really want to talk about the whole MeBron debacle but I convinced him he was being a baby and since he hates Dirty Dancing he relented to putting baby in the corner this time. So, you hear about the MeBron James kid? He's heading down to Miami, and what better way to give our thoughts than through bullets, like he left in the hearts of the entire state of Ohio.