Politics

Vote Dale Peterson For Alabama Ag Commish ... Or Else

I try not to purposely align myself with any Republicans, but damn if Dale Peterson doesn't make one hell of a case for their nomination in the Alabama Agriculutral Comissioner race. He's like a comical stereotype of everything I think about politicians in Alabama, aside from the Facebook reference. Either way I know a gun, referencing Vietnam and illegals, and a hurried voice can get you a long way in Alabama.  I'm not a scientist but I'm pretty sure if Dale "Dr Doom" Peterson added a mullet to the equation he could start thinking governor.  [via warming glow]

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Tribute Tuesdays: Sarah Palin's Greatest Hits

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On this not so glorious Tuesday (I can see a cloud outside), we are going to look at one of the most ridiculous women on the planet, former Alaska governor, former Vice Presidential candidate, and future television show producer Sarah Palin.

The first video up above is a proper tribute featuring mostly still shots of Mrs. Palin as R Kelly's The World's Greatest blasts in the background.  The greatness that is the pairing of R Kelly and Sarah Palin is of course exponentially greater when you realize the video was made by EmmyRossumFanForLife.  Yahtzee!

The second video is more of a blast from the past but it is still pretty fun as it get's some amazing Palinisms in there, mostly from extremely important interviews while she was out on the campaign trail.  Nice pick McCain.

As far as The World's Greatest?  Let's just agree to disagree.

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Californians Will Be Voting To Legalize The Grass This November

We try not to get too political here at Super Hella Awesome unless it is to make fun of the ridiculousness that is so prevalent in that world.  Today we are taking a break out of the mocking to address something very serious.  Legal grass.

This November the fine people of California will have to make a choice on their ballot as to whether or not they think grass should be legal.  

Los Angeles County election officials Wednesday turned in their official estimate of the number of valid signatures, putting the statewide figure above the 433,971 needed for the measure to make the ballot. The county, where one-fifth of the signatures were collected, was the last to report its count, filing just before 5 p.m. Polls have indicated that a majority of voters in California want marijuana legalized, but the margin is not enough to ensure the initiative will win.

The initiative would allow adults 21 or older to possess up to an ounce for personal use

The initiative would also allow adults to grow up to 25 square feet of marijuana per residence or parcel.

But the measure, known as the Regulate, Control and Tax Cannabis Act of 2010, goes further, allowing cities and counties to adopt ordinances that would authorize the cultivation, transportation and sale of marijuana, which could be taxed to raise revenues. It's this feature of the initiative that supporters hope will draw support from voters who are watching their local governments jettison employees and programs in the midst of a severe budget crisis.   [via la times]

Now I know most people have their own opinions of grass, as I do mine, so I'm not going to sit here and wax poetic about the pluses and minuses of such an idea.  I do want to point out that there are going to be some amazing ad campaigns for and against this so it really is going to be a big win for everyone involved. Also make sure you vote yes.  Thanks.

My first suggestion for the Humboldt backed anti-legalization ad would be this:

A tv is playing and we hear the music and announcer for The Tonight Show introduce Jay Leno.  Pan from the tv to show two guys are sitting on a couch taking bong hits.  Jay Leno starts his monologue with his standard brand of offensively unfunny material.  The two guys start laughing really hard at every joke while continuing to take bong hits.  The commercial fades to black while the jokes and laughter continue in the background.  A title appears on the screen.  "Don't let this happen to you, vote no on prop 420".  And scene.

Clint Eastwood To Direct J Edgar Hoover Biopic

If I was into cats, which I'm not, I would definitely consider Clint Eastwood the cat's meow.  Anytime there is news of a new Eastwood project I get a little pep in my step and usually start breakdancing.  It's still a bit early in the morning for breakdancing but my downstairs neighbors can attest to me breaking out the worm this morning.  Adding to the excitement is the fact that this project is about the uber controversial and slightly insane J Edgar Hoover. 

Eastwood is teaming with Brian Grazer and Ron Howard's Imagine Entertainment on the pic, which was initially set up at Universal, where Imagine has been developing it. Dustin Lance Black, who wrote biopic "Milk," penned the script.

Hoover was instrumental in founding the FBI in 1935 and turned it into an efficient crimefighting organization. He remained its director until his death in 1972, but his sculpted persona was already coming apart at the seams; he employed the FBI to harass political activists and used illegal methods to make secret files on leaders. Many biographies also assert the man was a closeted homosexual and cross-dresser.

The Hoover project isn't set up at a studio, though it will most likely end up at Warner Bros., where Eastwood and his Malpaso shingle are based, as a Malpaso-Imagine production. Malpaso's Robert Lorenz also would serve as a producer in addition to Eastwood and Grazer.  [via thr]

I try to like most people but I have a severe distaste for J Edgar Hoover.  Aside from being a corrupt self-loather, he was also prominently involved in the career of douche nozzle Joseph McCarthy, not to mention essentially waged war against my all time favorite person Charlie Chaplin.  I'm hoping Clint is looking at this as a way to enlighten the world to the dangerous aspects that Hoover brought into the American government, as opposed to the standard dramatic fare where we are "peeling the layers off a troubled and misunderstood soul". 

Billy Crudup just played Hoover in Michael Mann's Public Enemies, but this role will be a lot more substantial, as it appears we will be covering a much wider range of history.  Normally I'd take this as an opportunity to suggest Tony Danza for the role but I figured Hoover would have thought Danza was a communist so we'll skip that.  Phillip Seymour Hoffman anybody?  Bueller?  Bueller?

Also, check out this "communist".  God he is awesome.  Weird how everything still applies from a speech in a 1940 movie.  That's some good writing.

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Some Stupid Politician In New York Wants To Ban Salt

So this is really happening, some douche nozzle pretending to care about his constituents is trying to ban salt in all New York restaurants.  It's so ridiculous I must offer proof in the form of the official lawyerspeak.

PROHIBITION ON SALT; RESTAURANTS. 1. NO OWNER OR OPERATOR 4 OF A RESTAURANT IN THIS STATE SHALL USE SALT IN ANY FORM IN THE PREPARATION OF ANY FOOD FOR CONSUMPTION BY CUSTOMERS OF SUCH RESTAURANT, INCLUDING FOOD PREPARED TO BE CONSUMED ON THE PREMISES OF SUCH RESTAURANT OR OFF OF SUCH PREMISES.  [via]

Unreal.  No salt in preparation, no salt on the counter, no salt to go.  I'm pretty sure someone is trying to force us to unfat.  My bowl of Crunch Berries and my cozy couch take offense Mr Politician Man. If the consumption of salt at a restaurant was a rap war, West Coast would totally be winning.

In Mr Politician Man's defense, maybe he just wants to save everyone the bad luck you get from spilling salt.   [via the awl]

Boys And Girls: Dancing And Politics

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New gimmick alert!  Boys and Girls segment, wherein we try and encapsulate one of the many differences between the sexes.  Here we have a beautiful interpretive dance from tengobaila, as well as some southern thoughts on President Obama from skoalrebel.

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Sarah Palin Is A Moron, Shatner Is Amazing

Sarah Palin is doing her best to set the female sex back decades. By the time she stops hockey-momming the country I am pretty sure we won't even let women vote anymore. They might not even be allowed to leave the house if she keeps this up. Well how are they going to get my groceries then? Delivery my friends, delivery.

As you can see in this amazingly awesome video, William Shatner still has some greatness left in him, even with all those Priceline commercials.

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