Season Preview

Boardwalk Empire's Season Two Teaser Will Ruin All Of You

Welcome back Nucky! HBO has just released a teaser for season two of Boardwalk Empire and spoiler alert, it looks fantastic. Expanding business, Chalky White wanting revenge, Nucky Thompson vowing to ruin all of you, and of course the KKK, because nothing says Atlantic City like a pointy white hat. Must not have been labor day yet.

While there's no official season premiere date set, the show will return this fall, presumably to the Sunday night sweet spot, and hopefully teamed up with the upcoming David Milch written, Michael Mann directed Luck, starring Dustin Hoffman and Nick Nolte. Drinking and gambling have always been a natural, if not bankrupting, pair.

2010-11 Golden State Warriors Preview: It's Not So Hard To Say Goodbye

Editor's note: Tanner actually submitted this before the Warriors started the season 2-0, somehow the stupid editor just took forever to post it. In my defense there was a Jean Claude Van Damme marathon I was partaking in on my couch, so it's not like there was really a choice in the matter.

With the 1-6 49ers well on their way to nailing my 9-7, division-winning season prediction, I thought I’d stop by and crack another egg of knowledge on your head, this time previewing one of the proudest franchises in all of sports, The Golden State Warriors.

You can’t talk about the NBA offseason without mentioning the one thing that was on everybody’s mind---would Chris Cohan finally die and rot in hell, oops, I mean, would he finally sell the Warriors. Dreams do come true, apparently, b/c he not only sold the team he sold it to a pretty awesome duo: one guy who’s from the Bay Area and has been a minority owner of the Celtics and one guy who produced Tango and Cash. The only way the offseason could have been better was if SHA member in good standing Red didn’t renege on his promise to host a champagne party if Cohan ever sold.

The team also made some fairly substantial moves on the court, starting with trading for David Lee, fresh off an allstar season with the Knicks. The price was reasonably high, both in dollars, as they had to sign him to an $80 million contract, and in talent, as they had to include everybody’s favorite prospect, Anthony Randolph in the deal. That said, Lee should be a good fit. He‘s a good character guy, he’s an efficient scorer, he rebounds and he and franchise player Steph Curry should play well off each other. Next they essentially traded Anthony Morrow for Dorell Wight, trying to get a more well rounded player on the wing. They signed Louis Amundson to be a backup big. They signed Rodney Carney to give them some depth on the wing. Reggie Williams should give them one of the better scoring 6th men in the association. Brandan Wight theoretically still has some potential. The hope is that these players combined with a bounceback season from Andris Biedrins, a more consistent season from Monta Ellis and continued development from Curry will get them back on the road to respectability. At the very least, they are starting a legitimate NBA player at every position on the floor and they are going to have some legitimate NBA size in the frontcourt for the first time in a while.

Championship parades through the beautiful streets of Oakland shouldn’t be planned just yet, but things are definitely looking up. With Cohan finally out, with a fairly decent young core on the roster and with about $15 million in expiring contracts the Warriors are in a place where a competent organization could make something happen. Your move, Lacob.

I’m Not Sure I Like This Kind of Party

Mike Singletary is fairly old school. And by “fairly” I mean if it was up to him he’d burn down the new school and reopen the old school on its ashes. As a head coach in The National Football League (tm Ron Jaworski) his goal is to be more physical (excuse me, fisical) than the other team first and foremost. He wants to go out and hit people in the mouth and win 13-10. And so far, relatively speaking, it’s worked for him---he took over a 2-5 team last year and closed out the year by going 5-4 using a ball-control offense that limited turnovers and a solid defense.

The plan this year is for even more of the same. Frank Gore is going to average, if my calculations are correct and they usually are, 57 carries a game. Shaun Hill has to not turn the ball over and complete the occasional 3rd down pass to Ike Bruce or Arnaz Battle (who again are going to engage in a struggle to see who can get the fewest yards after the catch---Battle won last year with 0.) The defense has to be physical and be there all day.

This all sounds ok on paper. I mean, I like to hit people in the mouth as much as the next guy. And after 6 consecutive years of missing the playoffs I don’t really care how they win as long as they do. My only concern (well, aside from the fact that they went 7-9 last year and brought back almost exactly the same team) is that this strategy is outdated. You see, dear reader, I, Tanner Boyle, am a new school kind of guy. I’m perfectly fine winning games 34-31. I like explosive offenses and bend-don’t-break defenses. I like quarterbacks who can do things other than hand off and throw 7 yard passes. I hate the phrase game manager almost as I hate game managers. I think you score points in the passing game, not the running game. I think you lose if you kick field goals.

The old school is going to be tested immediately when the 9ers travel to Phoenix to play the new school Cardinals and their fancy-pants passing game. A win in that game would go a long way toward me purchasing some new books, but for now, color me skeptical.

Season prediction: same team, same record: 7-9.