Teen Wolf

Who doesn't love Teen Wolf? It's home to the 3 golden rules to life, as told by Coach Finstock;

"never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."

and more importantly, it brought us Rupert "Stiles" Stilinski, one of the greatest instigators in cinematic history. Apparently Greg White, of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, recognizes brilliance when he sees it, as he's chosen to one up Chad Johnson, and changed his legal name.

Tampa Bay's second-year DE has officially changed his name. On Monday, a Hillsborough County Circuit Court granted White's request to change his name from Gregory Alphonso White Jr. to Stylez G, White.

Circuit Judge Steve Scott Stephens signed off on White's petition and as White walked through the Bucs locker room Monday, he gleefully distributed copies of the final judgment.

White said he picked his new name from a character in the 1985 movie "Teen Wolf,'' starring Michael J. Fox.

*anxiously awaiting Robert Gallery changing his legal name to, "Booger"*