Senate Candidate Dan Freilich Goes The Old Spice Route
Unfortunately I'm yet to reach the required age for my inevitable Presidency, but that doesn't mean I'm not keeping an eye out for my future competition. There was not too much concern on the wires lately and then Chelsea Clinton got married and now there's some smartypants up in Vermont getting all up into my political business. The strength of my candidacy was clearly going to be my amazing use of the Old Spice man, but now I'll have to think of something even more relevant and timeless. [via the daily what]
