Parks And Recreation

Ron Swanson Country Singer, Dragon Safety Wanter

The great Nick Offerman and his almost equally awesome wife Megan Mullally have released what may be the most important music video of the year. You probably don't believe me or at least assume a great bit of hyperbole but that's before you realize it's called "Wings Of A Dragon" and answers two of the most important questions mankind has long needed answered: What happens when a paleontologist loves a creationist and how did Noah fit two dragons on his boat?

Don't forget to bow down to your good Lord Offerman at the 3:34 mark.

Television
Creationism
Knowledge
Science
Nick Offerman
Megan Mullally
Parks And Recreation

Tom Haverford's Shock and Awe The Ladies System

I recently had the aural pleasure of listening to Aziz Ansari's standup special Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening.  That's what she said.  For those that haven't checked it out I highly recommend it, it should be on Comedy Central pretty often for the next few months.  

Aziz recently gained some notoriety as Raaaaaaaandy in Judd Apatow's somewhat autobiographical, somewhat unfunny film Funny People, still most people know him as Tom Haverford on the NBC comedy Parks and Recreation.  The Haverford character is pretty sure of himself, and thankfully, with this video, he is willing to let us in on some of his secrets.

And what piece of viral advertising is complete without a companion piece.  Here is the trailer for Ron Swanson: Legend Of The Mustache, played to perfection by Nick Offerman.  I would watch the shit out of both of these if they were real.

Television
Video
Aziz Ansari
Nick Offerman
Parks And Recreation