I Sort Of Want The SNL Sax-Man Curse

For some reason the latest SNL Digital Short is killing me.  Big timer Andy Samberg gets cursed after breaking some of Fred Armisen's stuff.  The curse is the kind of curse you dream about.  I'd love to see someone prank someone in real life by reenacting this.  Or just if there was a guy on Craigslist I could hire to do this at my beckon call.  Really?  There already is?  Good times.