Dear Girls on TV with the Too Thin EyeBrows,
Anorexic Eyebrows (AE) are not ok and clearly no one cares about you enough to be brutally honest. Truthfully, it was never ok and you are never going to thrive without the support of a sincere brow. For those of you that might not realize I talking to you, I have provided the above examples*.
It’s time you get with the program and let those brows flourish. Painting does not count as hair. If it’s not ok for men to spray paint on their head of hair, why do you feel that using liquid eyeliner on your face makes it look like have real eyebrows? Or is that the ultimate goal… having weird black half circles as eyebrows? I’m pretty certain that makes you a clown. I’m equally certain that 90% of Americans hate clowns, although I don’t have the scientific data to prove it. One thing I do know is that clowns aren’t aspirational in my book, so anything that makes me more similar to them is plain unacceptable.
You may think I’m being harsh, but I’ve had bad eyebrows for about 3 non-sequential months of my life, so I totally get it. And no one said anything. I see pictures and think why some my best friends allowed me to walk around looking like Oscar the Grouch and don’t come up with any answers that help me sleep at night. I rarely discuss it and don’t openly share photos of myself at this time, and that’s no way to live.
That brings to the bottom line – please speak to a professional and hear what he or she has to say. Even if just one time. Walk in there with an open mind and mentally prepare that she will most likely encourage some change that you should thoughtfully consider. You can thank me later.
*This list is not exhaustive.