The simplest cure for whatever ales you is always Ted Danson. Be it a case of the mondays, getting attacked by a gila monster, or decapitation, a healthy serving of Danson will immediately remedy the situation. Until now I had never thought of what kind of impact a little Danson would have, but I'm guessing it is about the same.
The clip below is from last night's Tim and Eric Awesome Show and is a fake trailer for a movie I desperately want to see. The pitch presumably was "Honey I Shrunk The Kids with Ted Danson", which is about as fine of a pitch as I can think of sans Danza.
Also "the star of the cheers has never been smaller". [via gawker]