Where My Heart Finds Danza

Submitted by phletch on Tue, 02/28/2017 - 07:06
The famous Heart of Danza surrounded by it's two fiercest guardians, The Boxing Danzas.

While I am not allowed to officially comment on whether or not I have been in the jungle looking for the famous Heart of Danza for the last dozen hundred fortnights, I can say I have missed sharing stuff with you. One time I even had a lobster and could hardly enjoy dipping it in that special liquid butter without knowing how much joy I could bring you if only I could share the story of my previously mentioned lobster enjoying with you. As most fat people will tell you, we've come full circle. I have always imagined that it's good to be the king, but for our specific purposes let's just say it's good to be back as your number one supplier of things that you could exclaim "Danza!" at when first hearing of them. Yahtzee.